Gary Owen Won’t Cheat on THIS Wife
Comedian Gary Owen says he won’t cheat on his new wife because she never turns him down for seggs. What a charmer.
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Mediocre comic Gary Owen, but Hall of Fame misogynist, claims he won’t cheat on his current wife like he did his last wife, Kenya Duke.
Really it’s a wonder this lunkhead has any wives to cheat on at all.
Duke is several galaxies out of his league. So is Brianna Johnson his current victim wife. But I guess he has neanderthal gender roles going for him.
Gary Owen is opening up about infidelity in his previous marriage.
The comedian, 52, revealed why he cheated on his ex-wife, Kenya Duke, but won’t cheat on his current wife in an interview with Vlad TV, published on Saturday, Aug. 22.
He told the interviewer that he expects “to be 100% faithful” to his wife, Brianna Johnson.
“The biggest difference between this marriage and my last marriage is that we weren’t intimate at all. We had sex three times in the last six years of our marriage,” Owen said.
Wow. Way to throw down the pick me gauntlet. Message to Brianna: You better give me what I want when I want it, or you’ll wind up like my last wife. Dicks have the right to wander if certain conditions aren’t met. Only the great Entitled One gets to set those conditions.
How cringe for Kenya and their three young adult children.
“Even before that, we weren’t in sync in the bedroom. I’ll put it like that. It’s not like that with my current wife. I enjoy being intimate with her. I look forward to coming home. I’ve already told her, I said, ‘Look, just know the day I get home, just be ready.’ That’s how you keep a man,” he said.
That’s how you keep a man?!
Oh, I thought you kept them chained to bedposts and the only way free is with bolt cutters. Apparently, being a slave to Gary’s dick is the answer. Good to know. I’m sure Brianna doesn’t have anything better to do, what with three small children and the constant upkeep of her silicon body parts. Stand by, Brianna! Gary’s h*rd-on is coming home!
Kenya, thank the sweet Lord Jesus you didn’t keep this man.
This whole dead bedroom shaming thing — “I enjoy being intimate with (Brianna)” isn’t the flex you think it is, Gary. You’re saying YOU didn’t enjoy seggs. You need new shiny.
This isn’t a Kenya failed to enchant problem, it’s a you problem.
“You’re a roommate if you’re not sleeping with your spouse,” Owen continued. He then added that his comments are not to be taken as a “knock on my ex-wife.”
This is totally meant as a knock on your ex-wife and an implied threat to your new one.
The Daddy Day Care actor said, “The feeling was mutual. We just weren’t into each other. If we were, we would have been sleeping together.”
Okay, putting aside the fact that you made two children with Kenya, dissatisfaction with your seggs life isn’t a reason to cheat. It’s a reason for difficult conversations, therapy, or divorce lawyers. There are ethical ways to end a relationship.
Owen gave insight into his current life with Johnson, saying they “discuss” their intimacy.
Nice veneer of consent there.
“If she’s not in the mood, you can’t just go, ‘No, I’m not in the mood.’ You have to be like, ‘Look, I’m tired. I’m worn out. I got you in the morning. I got you tomorrow, I promise.’ That’s different. As a man, you’re like, ‘Cool, I can wait. I can wait till tomorrow,’ ” he said.
Wow. You can go an entire 24 hours without your dick being serviced. Someone page Gloria Steinem. What an ally.
“Women need to know, you can’t just say no and not give us when it is gonna happen,” the comedian said, adding that it makes men feel “guilty.”
Women can’t say no?
Yes we can. Watch me. NO!!!
PEOPLE reached out to Owen and Duke on Sunday, Aug. 23, but did not receive an immediate response.
Gary was very busy. Please leave a message for his dick.
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So men are animals who can’t control themselves. If they stray, it’s because their partner said no.
Mmm…glad I don’t live in that world in my personal life anymore.
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It makes men feel guilty to be turned down for sex?! What does that even mean?
You should feel guilty for other things, Gary Owen. (I have never heard of this person.)
’Guilty’ makes no sense but my guess is that if he’s turned down he’ll feel guilty for not being hot enough.
Then again it could be projection, as in “you should feel guilty if you refuse me”.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly what CL tells us not to do: untangle the skein of f*ckupedness.
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It’s just a lot of words to say “I expect women to service me whenever I demand it.”
Seriously, men of Chump Nation – can anyone explain this? I’m flummoxed
I just don’t think this Neanderthal is very good at understanding emotions or using words to express them.
Wow, just wow. At first I can’t believe he thinks it’s okay to say these things but then I wonder if it’s better to know that’s what he’s really about. A lot of men hide this abusive way of thinking and acting. This is what women are up against in relationships with men and the whole thing makes me so angry and sad.
My take was given me by a man who has been, so far, married only once. He counsels SA and said 90% of men he talks to,said they need VARIETY and stimulation all the time…That it doesn’t after how attractive or perfect their mates are– they need a harem. Boredom sets in and everyone out there looks good, better and best. Because VARIETY
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Fine. In that case, they shouldn’t marry or commit to long term monogamous relationships. If they want to spend their lives sleeping around, go for it! Just be honest with your partners that you’re doing that. And for Dog’s sake, practice safe – or more accurately, safer – s*x.
But don’t expect your spouse or partner to put up with this behavior unless it’s already been agreed to.
This is essentially what FW told me on DDay. He didn’t have butterflies for me anymore. He NEEDED butterflies and sparkles (I wish I were joking that a 50yo man said this). He said that he’d “been reading” about how it isn’t natural for men to be with one woman. Then he self-corrected to say, “or maybe that’s just me,” but he said men need a lot of women, and they need it when and how they want it.
This was 180* from anything he’d ever said to me before in 20 yrs together. It absolutely blew my mind.
In my extreme experience, my #2 Ex was getting ED in a sad way. He saw he was losing 📉 his functioning and just was more excited with a variety. He believed if I could do more with him he would respond as well as he did with strangers or coworkers. He told me he felt like a priest with me for 20 out of our 30 years. A priest. He started using the blue pill but needed an hour of stim..it was awful for both of us. No going into the sunset for him.
My ex hid this mode well until not long after our marriage. It’s maddening!
I remember not feeling like it when my gut was telling me he was a cheating FW. I had no proof but something about being intimate with klootzak gave me a lot of ick. Maybe this FW was cheating on her and triggered her gut reaction to not sleep with him. Maybe he is making it all up. Or maybe she had health problems and he didn’t bother to ask. Just reading all he had to say here would make me run from this creature. Jeez. The fact there is a woman lined up to marry him tells me there are a bunch of people in this world who really don’t get it. Also, I have no sympathy. The Latest can’t say she didn’t know what he is about.
Oh, she thinks he’ll be different with her! He’s had a character transplant! (LOL!)
Get a prenup, girl, and protect your assets from this @#$%&! And don’t reproduce with him!
People like this would be happier in a bonobo troupe. That’s about as far as their sexual ethics have evolved in their little brain neurons. To me they’re just apes who can use big words.
As an asexual person, I’m continually fascinated by the strange and extreme amount of importance that certain allosexuals place on their sex lives and sexual fulfillment, as if they believe they’re going to wither up and die if they don’t get it. That seems to be fuel for the entitlement fire. “Sex is like water and food and sleep, if I don’t get it, a NeED iSn’t BeInG MeT!”
Boo hoo.
Its not a need. You wont starve and wither up and blow away. It’s just something you want. You can get it ethically or not at all.
I’m not asexual, but I’m what I’ve heard described as graysexual (sexual attraction to others is rare). I am also fascinated by the overwhelming importance of sex in people’s lives. I’ve been celibate since my marriage ended (9 years ago) and I’ve been completely fine. Best I’ve felt in a long time, actually. I still have a sex drive but I just go “wow, I’m horny today” and just…go on as normal. It doesn’t really affect my life. I don’t go looking for a sexual partner, I don’t get cranky and irritable, I don’t get angry at men for not fulfilling my “needs”. I just live my life.
For most of us (without pharmaceuticals) all that is going to end anyway. Nice memories, time to go on with life. Unfortunately, for many men; they have pills to extend their natural timeline.
Yup I was thinking its so important to men that they invented pills to help them into old age. I just read that those same meds may help to extend health and life spans! Not that she will stay around very long.
Im sure the new wife is thinking she will get a nice dollar amount when they divorce even with a pre nup.
Yep, I assume she knows what she is doing. 20 years younger. I never heard of this guy. The only Gary Owens I remember was from the 60s. I forget which show he was on. Maby SNL or Laugh In.
Yes, when my therapist was away for a month, I saw a different one because I was in full-bore personal crisis. My newly retired, mentally unstable husband had taken off again, and this time he went to another state.
She commented several times how she was seeing older couples shattered because of the pills and how they ramped up what she called “wandering ways” in some, versus accepting the broader picture of companionship and history together. I wrote that down in my journal because it was so profound to me. Don’t expect him back, she said; he’s reinventing himself as something new.
Sometime later, my attorney made a similar observation. He celebrated his 40th anniversary with his wife (the firm’s business manager) during my divorce, and he just didn’t see it. Why throw away so many chapters of your story with someone committed to you for something truly low-quality that probably won’t last?
Yup. Reality is so much better than pretend.
Gray ace is definitely in the ace umbrella.
Asexuality is rare but I would like to see ace relationships discussed more, representation of us is abysmal.
Our broader culture places so much importance and weight on it, framing it as a human need, which Self Justifications and Psychobabble Tiktoks and Therapist Quacks can offer as ammunition to load into the entitlement cannons. Meanwhile us aces over here are facepalming and shaking our heads haha. Your horny hormones are not going to kill you.
Since my divorce I have never been happier, I’m free of the shackles of sexual expextations, and i can be celebate. Not having to constantly guess whether or not Im actually doing enough to please a partner, keep them from wandering, because “”they have needs.””
My ex lied and lied and lied about how I was enough and he was happy with me. As CL said, sexual incompatibility is for hard conversations and divorce. While I didnt know I was ace until I got married, I did my best to serve and communicate anyway. It was on him to realize that I wasnt compatible and he valued his On Demand serviced erections more than a stable home and committed relationship.
Being single is great. Ace people can make relationships with allosexuals work but it requires that trust and communication and compromise. I thought I had that. D-Day proved me wrong and im happy not trying a relationship again.
They would not. Bonobos are matriarchal.
And peaceful. The OP has mixed them up with chimpanzees.
Nah I didnt, I know the difference (animal behavior is a hyperfixation of mine.) I was being facetious and trying to make a comparison joke due to the high prevalence of sexual communication among bonobos. they prefer sexual social bonds vastly more than other great apes and are famously, questionably horny. The fact that they’re peaceful and matriarchal wasnt serving my joke, though, so I admit defeat.
Chimps apparently bonk roughly as much but it’s largely coerced and often violent, not as “varied” as bonobos and, instead of having orgies with neighboring troops, regular chimps annihilate all rival males, kill infants and kidnap females.
One look at human history makes it pretty clear which ape cousin we most resemble though we could consciously choose to engineer societies that are closer to bonobo social structure. In any event, wherever women start to achieve something closer to equal power with men, societal violence and war tend to decrease accordingly.
In the header picture, she looks like — “oh, god, what have I done?”
Eww. The whole “a man has needs” schtick. I’m surprised he just doesn’t walk in the door and say “spread ’em.” Kenya is better off without him.
I was reminded of Mr. Doubtfire’s foreplay: “Effie, brace yourself.” 🙂
I suspect that several thousand year’s worth of evolution managed to bypass Mr Owen … he comes across as a Neandertal.
LFTT
“This is totally meant as a knock on your ex-wife” True, but it is also saying that he wasn’t very good in the bedroom.
Even my fw as much of a cheating jac kazz he was didn’t say that about me. His stance, after the immediate fall out was calmed down, was: “Susie was attractive and we had a good sex life, it was my ego.”
…they needed a notable thing to attach him to in this article and the biggest career moment they could come up with was Daddy Day Care.
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Burn!
I know I shouldn’t waste the money because he financially profits from it, but part of me wants to go see this joker’s show and harass him by yelling out cheater cheater 🤣
What an “interesting” spin. Blame the chump for not wanting seggs or whatever that bs is trying to insinuate. I was told from FW “well, you don’t even touch me.” I had numerous, numerous conversations where I was anted to address our seggs life. I got shot down each and every time because I was “overthinking it.” Yet he could not wait to get it on with his AP. Unbelievable.
This is an insult to Neanderthals. My big brother and I were both adopted and aren’t genetically related. He is 2% Neanderthal. For realz. He isn’t rotten like this. Neanderthals are people too xoxo.
I agree dont diss the Neanderthal people! We dont know anything about their culture or mating habits. Possible they were more civilized than homo sapiens.
Owen adds, “Being married means this is the person I want to share my life with—the good, the bad, the happy, the sad. No matter what, we are going to figure out things together.”
Until he doesn’t get what he wants & when he wants. And Brianna doesn’t look like she’ll be looking after him when he’s shriveled.
Wow, what an obvious attempt at publicly humiliating your ex wife.
The dead bedroom is nonsense. My fw ex (both of us are women) pushed me away for years, in the most insulting and hurtful ways (like, “eww, go away”), so I eventually stopped initiating. This meant that we only did things when she initiated, and only did the things she wanted to do.
During the last year of our marriage, she complained constantly that we were never intimate, so I would plan time for us to be alone, calling babysitters, setting up romantic dates, etc, and she would be even nastier to me. Sometimes she would sit there in stony silence during our dates, ignoring me when I tried to talk to her, and then say, “see? You don’t love me anymore. You never even try.”
Guess what she told everyone when I found out about the affair?? dEaD bEdRoOm
So now that’s what everyone believes. It’s so insane it makes me feel insane describing it.
Same experience here. My marriage was to a male FW but the tactics you described, are pretty much identical to what he used in order to undoubtedly justify his hooker habit and stealing.
It’s maddening because I was miserable, sexually deprived and had no idea FW secret double life was the reason. I bring up his ED por* dick here and there in conversation just to counter FW smear campaign.
Same! (Though, male FW) He spent years telling me I had gotten too fat for him to enjoy seggs. He would criticize me all the time. Plus, I was working a full-time job and an almost full-time side hustle, handling all the parenting, volunteering at our daughter’s school, and he’d already banned me from the bedroom because of my sleep apnea. I would arrange dates for us, plan for our daughter to spend time with grandparents so we’d have the house to ourselves. I’d try to initiate, even though I was mentally and physically exhausted.
But he told everyone it was a dead bedroom. I wasn’t meeting his needs.
Yeah I also tried my best when I wasn’t in the mood. Consent only went one way.
A lot of people are making good points about this man’s sense of entitlement, but I feel like I need everyone in the world to know that cheaters just lie about stuff, too. For all we know, this man’s ex wife had no idea she wasn’t meeting his needs until she saw it on the news feed.
Bad song parody to the tune of I Am the Walrus by the Cheatles:
I am he on your TV and on Youtube
And you don’t even know me
Piggy-eyed white guy, marries out of my league
Watch how I cheat… I’m spineless
Sitting on a talk show
Scrambling for relevance
Trashing family privacy, wonder why kids block me
Neg my ex for nixing sex
And all women who say ‘no’
I am a caveman (Eew!)
Downright primeval (Eew!)
I am adulterous
Hardy-har-har
My low ratings getting chronic
White guy coopting ebonics
See how I stunk up my comeback junket
Watch how I flop… I’m pantsing
I am a caveman (Eew!)
Almost primordial (Eew!)
I’m multiparous
Booey-hoo-hoo!
Awesome!
I’m so embarrassed to share this..but my #2 cheater had been a Chump with wife #1 having an affair on him and leaving him..anyway, 2nd thing he told me on a date was that she ” did not like seggs..turned him down day and night and was practically frigid except for 2 kids.” Of course I was recently divorced, dying for affection and I knew I would be 100% saying yes yes yes. Well that lasted 2 years of being handled intimately ALL THE TIME- just like a pet. Touched privately CONSTANTLY when out with friends, when with our kids. I Was told ALL MEN are like this and it was my DUTY yo put put on demand. After being warned abour his x wife..I knew my day would come. Today’s post is just like a gambler–alcoholic-hoarder– drug addict saying..I’m gonna be different for YOU babe. Remember this: You will be the reason they are ” faithful ” or dry- or no longer gambling..and You will be the reason they pick up the compulsive behaviors again. These people cannot change from a spotted dalmatian into a white Persian cat..it CANNOT BE DONE.
My ex and his dream girl a few years after we D’d gambled themselves into massive debt, I am going to go out on a limb and say they blamed me for that too. If it wasn’t me it was someone besides them.
Just saw an article about Nancy Jones, the widow of country singer George Jones.
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Her memoir about dealing with him is called Playing Possum. (!!!! — That means “playing dead.”) She said he was “very abusive” but a “good man,” and she’s going to have a birthday party for him even though he’s been dead for 13 years. She said god put her on this earth to “save this man,” and that it was the “wrong crowd” that caused all his trouble.
It’s so sad — people who pretend to be asleep/dead when literal headlines are blaring the truth.
Ahhhahahaha!!
He’ll never come up with material funnier than what he’s declared in that interview.
What a clown.
It’s amazing how many people know only one mean/medicine to solve absolutely all problems in relationships, stress, dead bedroom, mental problems, physical disorders, work problems, etc.
And this is sex behind the committed partner’s back.
That is, getting an orgasm from NOT an exclusive PARTNER immediately heals childhood traumas, injuries, lack of sex, BPD/PTSD/ADHD/etc. failures at work and in hobbies, money difficulties, partner’s coldness, the disappearance of a spark, boredom and much more.
Guys and gals, ignore the stupid morality, use Viagra and a dildo more often and you personally will live happily ever after!!
I have thought about this before, and I think a lot of cheaters are NOT very seggsual or good in bed. I seriously thought about not marrying the cheater because of how “unskilled” he was but had been convinced he was a person of good character and a Good Catch. I think these people blame their unsuccessful romantic life on their partners and seek out strange because that’s about the only way they can function. He was a confessor and I remember him saying the skank was “in love” with him. My first thought was “Has she actually had seggx with you?”. I mean I was with him cause I thought he was a decent person, but she knew he was a cheater with a young child. Nobody’s definition of a good person….